No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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