If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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