I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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