Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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