it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i need some magic done to my vagina
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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