absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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