my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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