i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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