just tell him i said nine months
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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