Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sext me about skeletons
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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