Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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