Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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