she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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