Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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