im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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