Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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