i jhust puked up my retainher.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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