im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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