Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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