sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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