saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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