We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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