How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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