i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Randomize
