no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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