So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
what if I'm pregnant?
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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