East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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