what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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