My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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