You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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