i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
