I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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