I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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