of course. lets lasso hookers.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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