I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Will you blow on my dice?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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