ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Randomize
