my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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