You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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