Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Rumble strips road head = magical
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize