Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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