You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Randomize
