I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How does one acquire holy water?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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