she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My feet surprised me
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