One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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