i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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