Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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