I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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