Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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