This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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