You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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