She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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