gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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