I'm going to jail i love you
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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