LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize
