He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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