And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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