Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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