you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
