his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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