I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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