I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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