I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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